From: martin@mail.scra.org
Date: Tue, 22 Mar 1994 10:21:11 -0400
To: Harold Reynolds [harold@ATM.Dal.Ca]
Subject: Re: Have you seen this?
This was put on my desk this morning/last night.
The whole picture should be in the form of a circle, but
I'm short on time and artistic ability. I thought that
you would get a kick out of it.
Jon M.
Mapping of the cat brain
(from an anonymous Xerox left on my desk one night)
-------------------------------------------------------------
| Obsession with | Mysterious Adoration of | Barf Gland|
| Imaginary Insects | just one spot on the bed | |
------------------------------------------------------------- should
| Search and | Inexorable | Short Circuit | | be an
| Destroy | fear of | that makes purr-| Licking | arrow
| lobe for | Vacuum | ing kitty an | Gland | between
| Expensive | Cleaners | arm-shredding |------------ licking &
| Imported |---------------| Maniac in Two | Total | barfing
| Textiles, | Can Opener | seconds | drive to |
| Ceramics | sonar | ----------------| be where |
------------------------------| Asthmatic | they are |
| Shedding Freshly | * | person locator | forbidden |
| vacuumed |----------------------------| to go |
| surfaces cortex | Infatuation with people |-----------|
|------------------| who hate cats | Inability |
| hatred of dogs |----------------------------| to get |
|------------------| | along with|
| new cat |
* Commitment Spot (gets larger -------------
when can opener sonar is
activated)
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