How about:
Bobbit-DOS: Nice overall DOS, but programs sometimes get abnormally
terminated.
Shi-ite Fundamentalist-DOS: Takes partitions hostage.
Bush-DOS: Blinds you with 1000 points of light, while it re-formats
your hard drive.
Quayle-DOS: Runs like a cow, takes up 649k of memory, "C:]" is spelled
wrong.
Dahmer-DOS: Creates image file of eaten computer hardware at boot-up.
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